Six things Luis Suarez can do during his four months off

1. Go see a psychiatrist about his incessant biting


2. Go and take in a few gigs during festival season


3. Get an office job to keep himself busy

4. Learn Catalan using his new Beats by Dre


5. Tackle Montevideo’s crime problem by starring in his own version of CSI


6. Take up another code of football and join the Dublin football team in time for the All Ireland Championship


(images courtesy of Barry Downes)

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Kevin Coleman

Founder and co-editor of Back Page Football and current host of our 'Three At The Back' weekly podcast.

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