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The ten best quotes from ‘I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic’

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Zlatan bookThere are good football books and there are bad football books. Then there is ‘I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic’ which sits in a league of its own at the top end of the scale.

Open, honest, funny and sad in equal measure, the story of the Swedish striker from childhood to superstar is a must-read for any football fan, even if you think he’s a bit of a dickhead.

If you’re looking for a last minute stocking filler for a loved one this Christmas, buy them this then nick it for yourself a day later.

Here’s our favourite moments from the book:

  • “We won the UEFA Supercup, I was awesome.”
  • “An injured Zlatan is a properly serious thing for any team.”
  • “If Mourinho lights up a room, Guardiola draws the curtains.”
  • “I’ve done all kinds of shit. I don’t get into punch ups, though. All right, on the pitch I guess I’ve headbutted a few people.”
  • “One time I got dressed in all black, Rambo-style, and took a massive pair of bolt-cutters and nicked a military bike.”
  • “I haven’t been drunk too many times, just one episode where I passed out in the bathtub after the first Scudetto with Juventus. That was Trezeguet, that snake, who egged me on to drink shots.”
  • “What did she get for an engagement present?” “Whaddaya mean, present? She got Zlatan.”
  • “What the fuck! Southampton! Is that my level?”
  • “What John Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”
  • “Every bar I go to becomes a trendy hangout.”

 

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