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Six things Luis Suarez can do during his four months off

by Kevin Coleman
1. Go see a psychiatrist about his incessant biting

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2. Go and take in a few gigs during festival season

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3. Get an office job to keep himself busy

4. Learn Catalan using his new Beats by Dre

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5. Tackle Montevideo’s crime problem by starring in his own version of CSI

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6. Take up another code of football and join the Dublin football team in time for the All Ireland Championship

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(images courtesy of Barry Downes)

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